Fuck Yeah BioWare

spicyshimmy:

you ever think about what mass effect characters would be like in a tumblr au

garrus vakarian running a gun porn blog

tali is super into anime edits

shepard did this one meme one time and it got super popular and now conrad verner sends a bunch of fanmails every day and reblogs every one of shepard’s selfies and calls shepard senpai notice me shepard-senpai notice me

and of course there’s the shepard copycat blog that keeps popping up with the exact same icon and everything

grunt drunkblogs all the time H EUY HEHEHEhehEHEHEHheh RINKOL???W?

TIM studies shepard’s tumblr behavior in the hopes of understanding how tumblr popularity can be achieved and harnessed for the good of social media and mankind

samantha traynor gets into intense gamer arguments with massive reblog trains

joker takes the piss out of everyone, he’s that guy who always leaves comments and you never know if he’s being serious (he’s not) or if he’s being rude (he is)

james vega keeps a workout/fitness blog and becomes like, pavel patel levels of huge, especially in the bara community (but it’s totally his fault, he keeps encouraging it with all those shirtless saturdays and tmi tuesdays)

EDI is the reason for tumblr’s downtime. also, she runs about twenty high-output blogs at once.

jack doesn’t even have an account, she just leaves all caps anon asks in everyone’s inbox from time to time GET OVER IT FUCKFACE!!!

miranda is that one insanely hot tumblr user that no one can believe is real and everyone’s too afraid to be her friend so she’s kind of lonely

liara, deep into the historical side of things, constantly chiming in on reblogs with ‘little known fact’ and ‘not to mention’ and ‘did you know that…’

and then there’s kaidan, who runs two blogs: one is a food porn blog with steak sandwich sundays; the other is a deep and meaningful blog with pictures of the stars and quotes like ‘do the holes in your heart ever remind you of a bathroom floor?’ and ‘there’s snow in my boots…what does it mean?’ and a bunch of fun sweaters 

(and don’t even get me started on that warden clique with all their in jokes and how complicated it is to join…)

It’s been awhile, but here’s a mod post!

Hey everyone!

It’s been a few months since we had a mod post but I thought I’d make a quick one…

FIrst, we haven’t had many lately so just a quick reminder that we do accept submissions!  Not everything submitted is necessarily posted, it needs to be relevant to Bioware, obviously, meet quality standards (either by artistic skill or because it’s funny, interesting, or thought-provoking), and be something we feel the majority of our followers would be interested in.  

Many submissions are posted right away, some might be queued if it’s an especially fast news day or something.  The queue usually takes about two weeks to cycle through.

Also if you ever hear of some big important Bioware-related news that we somehow managed not to post, always feel free to send us an ask and point us in the right direction (or submit a news story with relevant links and information.)  It’s sometimes easy to miss something important since some of us mods have jobs, have kids, or are in vastly different time zones. :)

We’re just a few followers (six, to be exact) away from 2500 followers, and that is huge for us!  So I just wanted to thank all of you for following, we always strive to showcase some of the best Bioware related stuff, and there’s a lot of it, so it makes us happy to continue to have such a great response!

Keelah se’lai!

— The FuckYeahBioware mods (this post specifically made by Annakie, so blame me if there’s any typos or anything. :) )